I make fun of a lot of celebrity chicks for not wearing dresses that show off their cleavage, that’s because I like boobs and think they should be shown off, but sometimes it just doesn’t work out that way. Here’s the gorgeous Anne Hathaway on the red carpet the other day making a valiant attempt at showing off some cleavage for me and my readers. Those little things are definitely working hard, and I for one am rooting for them, but I’m not seeing it. Maybe if I squint? Still nothing. I think she’s hot regardless. Keep up the good work.